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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title>Mu Shu? Screw You, We're Gettin' Porked!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/mushu-screw-you-were-gettin-porked/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/mushu-screw-you-were-gettin-porked/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/mushu-screw-you-were-gettin-porked/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  The hired help at Mr. Chow's L.A. restaurant claim the restaurant eats its own.According to the court papers filed at LA's Superior Court this afternoon, the Chow-lings claim the big bosses have pilfered their tips, shortchanged them on OT and... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/mushu-screw-you-were-gettin-porked/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>mr. chow lawsuit</category><category>Mr.ChowLawsuit</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T19:39:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Suge's Most Wanted!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/suges-most-wanted/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/suges-most-wanted/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/suges-most-wanted/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  TMZ has obtained the photos of the man who says he laid the punch heard 'round Los Angeles!The brawler, who owns a barbershop in L.A., tells us he was playfully arguing with a friend outside the club about money when Suge, who's also friends with the... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/suges-most-wanted/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T18:40:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Bach Livin' Large Off Hoff's Moolah</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/bach-livin-large-off-hoffs-moolah/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/bach-livin-large-off-hoffs-moolah/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/bach-livin-large-off-hoffs-moolah/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-mamas/" rel="tag">Hot Mamas</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  The Hoff wasn't around to foot the bill for his baby mama's Mother's Day brunch ... but he probably paid for it anyway.Pulling up in the Mercedes she got in the divorce settlement, Pamela Bach and daughters Hayley and Taylor ate out at the Ivy before... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/bach-livin-large-off-hoffs-moolah/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>david hasselhoff</category><category>DavidHasselhoff</category><category>pamela bach</category><category>PamelaBach</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T17:48:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Scott Weiland's Latest Tour Date -- Jail!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/scott-weilands-latest-tour-date-jail/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/scott-weilands-latest-tour-date-jail/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/scott-weilands-latest-tour-date-jail/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Rocker Scott Weiland checked himself into jail today to begin serving his sentence for DUI. Weiland is supposed to serve eight days jail -- but he could end up doing a lot less. Stay tuned ...... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/scott-weilands-latest-tour-date-jail/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T16:29:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Neverland Ranch Now Someone Else's Problem</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/neverland-ranch-now-somone-elses-problem/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/neverland-ranch-now-somone-elses-problem/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/neverland-ranch-now-somone-elses-problem/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-pay-dirt/" rel="tag">Celebrity Pay Dirt</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch debt has been bought out just days before the property was to go on the auction block. Who's bad?TMZ has obtained the deed with the lucky new owners - 1224 LLC. The debt is said to be around $23 million - plus an... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/neverland-ranch-now-somone-elses-problem/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>michael jackson</category><category>MichaelJackson</category><category>neverland ranch</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T16:11:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Tara Still Flaunting Her Frankentummy</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/tara-still-flaunting-her-plastic-tummy/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/tara-still-flaunting-her-plastic-tummy/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/tara-still-flaunting-her-plastic-tummy/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-bodies/" rel="tag">Hot Bodies</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Tara Reid showed off her, er, taut tumtum while beaching with her new beau Alex in Miami Beach this weekend.Some couples wear matching sweaters, these two have matching guts!... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/tara-still-flaunting-her-plastic-tummy/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T16:06:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Britney Makes Unfunny Show Unfunnier</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/britney-on-himym-better-on-mute/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/britney-on-himym-better-on-mute/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/britney-on-himym-better-on-mute/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/britney-spears/" rel="tag">Britney Spears</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Brit makes her second appearance on "How I Met Your Mother" tonight -- and while her acting skills still leave a bit to be desired, her chest does its best to serve as a distraction.

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    Britney's Kids Have a Whale of a Time

... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/britney-on-himym-better-on-mute/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Britney Spears</category><category>BritneySpears</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T15:41:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The Pics Suge Would Kill For!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/the-pics-suge-would-kill-for/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/the-pics-suge-would-kill-for/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/the-pics-suge-would-kill-for/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/fights/" rel="tag">Fights</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  TMZ has obtained new pictures from the Saturday night smackdown that laid Suge Knight out. A sight to behold -- the most feared guy in L.A. knocked out colder than Vanilla Ice.

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    Bloody Saturday For Suge
    Suge to LAPD: I'll Handle My... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/the-pics-suge-would-kill-for/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>suge Knight</category><category>SugeKnight</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T15:29:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>The '90s Called, They Want Their Star Back</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/the-90s-called-they-want-their-star-back/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/the-90s-called-they-want-their-star-back/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/the-90s-called-they-want-their-star-back/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/movies/" rel="tag">Movies</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Judging by all the pap attention, it looked like Kevin Costner was still relevant. It's too bad all the questions they threw at him were about things that happened -- or people he knew -- nearly 20 years ago.

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    Upside to Kevin Costner's... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/the-90s-called-they-want-their-star-back/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Kevin Costner</category><category>KevinCostner</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T15:27:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Suge: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/suge-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-get-up/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/suge-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-get-up/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/suge-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-get-up/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/fights/" rel="tag">Fights</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: How many people does it take to carry Suge Knight to his car after he's been laid out?

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    The Pics Suge Would Kill For!
    Bloody Saturday for Suge

... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/suge-ive-fallen-and-i-cant-get-up/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T15:26:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Donnie Wahlberg: Bitter Kid on the Block</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/miley-cyrus-doesnt-have-the-right-stuff-baby/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/miley-cyrus-doesnt-have-the-right-stuff-baby/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/miley-cyrus-doesnt-have-the-right-stuff-baby/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/music/" rel="tag">Music</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Reunited NKOTBer Donnie Wahlberg isn't excited about his upcoming concert with Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers -- and he isn't excited by Miley's racy pics either.Nor should he be.... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/miley-cyrus-doesnt-have-the-right-stuff-baby/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T15:25:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>James Taylor or Boring NYC Businessman?</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/james-taylor-or-boring-nyc-businessman/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/james-taylor-or-boring-nyc-businessman/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/james-taylor-or-boring-nyc-businessman/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/music/" rel="tag">Music</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Last time we checked, most buttoned-up stock market traders don't sign records ... so it must be James Taylor.Hello C.E.Old Man!... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/james-taylor-or-boring-nyc-businessman/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>James Taylor</category><category>JamesTaylor</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T15:25:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Romo Sings as Well as Jessica Acts</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/romo-sings-as-well-as-jessica-acts/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/romo-sings-as-well-as-jessica-acts/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/romo-sings-as-well-as-jessica-acts/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/talk-sports/" rel="tag">Talk Sports</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: After dating John Mayer, it must feel good for Jessica Simpson to be dating someone who actually sings worse than she does.

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    Romo to Jessica -- I'm No Pussy!

... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/romo-sings-as-well-as-jessica-acts/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>jessica simpson</category><category>JessicaSimpson</category><category>tony romo</category><category>TonyRomo</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T15:10:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Farina Fully Loaded</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/farina-fully-loaded/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/farina-fully-loaded/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/farina-fully-loaded/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/" rel="tag">Celebrity Justice</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  We got the whole Dennis Farina arrest going down at LAX over the weekend. We broke the story that Farina was busted yesterday after he allegedly tried to clear airport security with a loaded, unregistered .22 caliber pistol in his briefcase. He's... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/farina-fully-loaded/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T15:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Steve Martin Suffers Art Attack</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/steve-martin-suffers-art-attack/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/steve-martin-suffers-art-attack/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/steve-martin-suffers-art-attack/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Come on Steve! When a clever photog mentions Willem de Kooning -- throw him a frickin' bone!Apparently the avid art collector is going through his Silent Period.

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    Martin Gets a Mouthful

... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/steve-martin-suffers-art-attack/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>steve martin</category><category>SteveMartin</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T14:27:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Elvira's Halloween Costume</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/elviras-halloween-costume/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/elviras-halloween-costume/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/elviras-halloween-costume/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>: Who knew that behind the beehive and bodacious bust lies a 56-year-old woman who looks like she'd rather bake cookies than host a half-naked, late night showing of "Night of the Living Dead."

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    Elvira's Still Got It

... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/elviras-halloween-costume/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Cassandra Peterson</category><category>CassandraPeterson</category><category>Elvira</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T14:15:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Angie's Girls Day Out: Boys Are the Pitts!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/angies-girls-day-out-boys-are-the-pitts/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/angies-girls-day-out-boys-are-the-pitts/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/angies-girls-day-out-boys-are-the-pitts/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-mamas/" rel="tag">Hot Mamas</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Mama Angelina and her brood put on their little black dresses for an outing in Monaco yesterday.The Jolie-Pitts are chillin' on the Mediterranean coast waiting for Ang to pop. Good god -- how many beautiful children can one couple have?

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  ... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/angies-girls-day-out-boys-are-the-pitts/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>angelina jolie</category><category>shiloh</category><category>zahara</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T14:10:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Superman's New Kryptonite -- His Mom!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/supermans-new-kryptonite-his-mom/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/supermans-new-kryptonite-his-mom/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/supermans-new-kryptonite-his-mom/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/wacky-and-weird/" rel="tag">Wacky and Weird</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  When it comes to embarrassing Superman, Lex Luthor ain't got nothing on Dean Cain's mom.After trying to quiet Mama Cain last night at Nobu, Dean then had to fight off a bizarro eco-freak -- who had the weirdest plan to stop global warming we've ever... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/supermans-new-kryptonite-his-mom/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><category>Dean Cain</category><category>DeanCain</category><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T14:00:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Michelle and Matilda -- Tutu Cute!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/michelle-and-matilda-tutu-cute/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/michelle-and-matilda-tutu-cute/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/michelle-and-matilda-tutu-cute/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-photo/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Photo</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/kids/" rel="tag">Kids</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/hot-mamas/" rel="tag">Hot Mamas</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Michelle Williams spent Mother's Day with her adorably stylish little one, Matilda Rose Ledger. Didn't we all want to wear our pink princess dresses all the time when we were two years old?? Guess Miss Matilda is no different.

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    Heath's... <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/michelle-and-matilda-tutu-cute/">Read more</a><br/><br/>]]></description><dc:creator>TMZ Staff</dc:creator><dc:date>2008-05-12T13:20:00+00:00</dc:date></item><item><title>Jamie Lynn: Happy Unwed, Teenage Mother's Day!</title><link>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/jamie-lynn-happy-unwed-teenage-mothers-day/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/jamie-lynn-happy-unwed-teenage-mothers-day/</guid><comments>http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/12/jamie-lynn-happy-unwed-teenage-mothers-day/#comments</comments><description><![CDATA[<p>Filed under: <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/paparazzi-video/" rel="tag">Paparazzi Video</a>, <a href="http://www.tmz.com/category/baby-watch/" rel="tag">Baby Watch</a></p><a href="http://www.tmz.com">TMZ.com</a>:  Unsteady pumps like these aren't a recommended accessory for girls like Jamie Lynn Spears -- but then again, for a 17-year-old, neither is a baby bump.JL, Casey and the fam spent part of their Mother's Day in church. WWJD?

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