Train Wrecks
Speidi at DMV -- Licensed to Drive You Sick

One more reason to hate going to the DMV -- you might see Spencer sucking on Heidi's fake lips!
Heidi and Spencer
The Heidi and Spencer Show pulled up to the Santa Monica DMV on Tuesday -- and caused more carnage with their PDA than a drunk driver in front of STK!

Heidi was there to register to vote. The thought of the dingbat voting may be the only thing scarier than her singing.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, The Hills, Nurse!


Audrina: Winona Ryder in Training?

Audrina Patridge was having a good time at DDCLAB -- until the pappers accused her of shoplifting.

Filed under: The Hills


Paps to Audrina: We're Over the "Hills"

She was doing well for a while, but if the lack of camera presence last night was any indication, Audrina's popularity is starting to ebb.

Hope she's got some more naked pics stowed away somewhere -- she's gonna need 'em.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, The Hills


Spencer Not Shooting Blanks

Heidi and Spencer say they've been taking lessons at the shooting range, learning how to handle guns.

You thought it, not us.

Filed under: Paparazzi Video, The Hills


LC & Audrina: What Bitch Fight?

In a move more transparent than a chick wearing white in a wet t-shirt contest, Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge set up an obvious PR stunt last night to "prove" they're still friends.

It's been forever since they've gone anywhere together -- and this move, coming just one day after TMZ broke the story the two were involved in a backyard rumble over an OK! magazine photo shoot, is definitely a little suspect.

Filed under: The Hills


Pappers Shoot Heidi's Wad

Heidi Montag had no problem flashing her cash to cameras inside an ATM booth -- too bad she couldn't figure out how to get out of it!

Sadly, she didn't stay trapped forever, but with all that new moolah we had only one question for her and Spence: Do they tip better in NYC than L.A.?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, The Hills


Audrina and LC's Bitter Backyard Brawl!

Audrina and LCThe fake drama has finally turned real! After LC came home last week to find a weekly mag doing a photo shoot with Audrina in the house they share, the claws were out!

Our spies say Lauren threw the hissy (stomping, the works) because she'd already promised exclusive pics of the backyard to another mag. Never mind that Audrina pays rent to her and had gotten the OK from LC's rep who, apparently, forget to clue their client in.

A spy on the set called it "uncomfortable" -- ya think? -- and Audrina hurried through the shoot to get the heck out of Dodge.

Filed under: The Hills


LC's 15 Minutes Are Up!

While reali-tease Lauren Conrad chilled in a West Hollywood hair salon Sunday, her time finally ran out.

LC's meter expired as the paps watched, and a male metermaid wrote her a ticket as quickly as a script for "The Hills."

Our photog would've fed the meter for her, but it probably would've just thrown up the quarter. It is Hollywood after all.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, The Hills


Brody Rubs One Out

This is what Brody Jenner does all day long.
Brody Jenner

Filed under: Hot Bodies, The Hills


Spencer Pratt: Breast Supporting Role

We learned two things last night. Heidi Montag doesn't know how to say goodbye and Spencer Pratt is totally irrelevant.

Filed under: The Hills

Train Wrecks
Speidi -- Rulers of the Tragic Kingdom

When Heidi & Spencer showed up at Disneyland yesterday it quickly became the "Crappiest Place on Earth."

Filed under: Train Wrecks, The Hills

Beauty
Audrina: Flashing with Intent

Audrina Patridge is a well oiled machine...you'll pardon the expression. She knew exactly what she was doing as she mounted an SUV in Bev Hills yesterday.
Audrina Patridge

Filed under: TV, Beauty, Hot Bodies, The Hills, Reality TV


Audrina's Hills Meant For One

Audrina PatridgeAudrina Patridge and her sister Casey had a few drinks in West Hollywood the night before last -- and the evening played out like a lame-ass episode of "The Hills."

TMZ spies overheard Audrina say she's now totally exclusive with borefriend/slacker Justin Bobby -- and LC is giving her the same cold shoulder she gave Heidi after the whole Spencer debacle.

And get this -- Audrina said she might move out of Lauren's pad and shack up with Justin Bobby! Lucky bastard.

Filed under: Gossip/Rumors, The Hills


"Hills" Babes Skank Their Way to the Top

So on TMZ TV tonight, we're getting to the bottom of the skankiest question in Hollywood -- Which "Hills" chick is the biggest tramp?
LC, Heidi, Audrina
Lauren Conrad was the original Queen Bee, until Heidi raised her game with a couple of "enhancements." But Audrina blew them both out of the water with those nude pics.

So the question is ...

Filed under: The Hills


Audrina's Boobs -- Fake as the Hills?

Our photog told Audrina Patridge that we had a poll on the website asking if her hills were real or fake ... problem is, that poll doesn't exist.


Sorry, "didn't" exist.

Filed under: The Hills

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