God Bless America
Only in the good ol' U.S. of A can you be famous for doing absolutely nothing. Thank your lucky stars and stripes.
Filed under: Style Insider
Kid Fashions Have a Cult Following
Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!
Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!
The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Style Insider
Naomi's Outfit Assaults Too!
Is this nutbag trying to bring back Hammer pants?!?
Naomi C. and her Madea-esque fashion fairy godmother, Vogue's Andre Leon Talley were dressed more appropriately for Arabian night at Studio 54 in 1982 than the CFDA awards in NYC last night.
Can someone please let Andre know when the fire in his building is out so he can return to his shower?
Filed under: Fashion Police, Style Insider
Chanel Tries to Shelve Pics of Nic & Mic
Not everyone can fit into Chanel -- especially Nicollette Sheridan and Michelle Trachtenberg!
Last week, Chanel threw a big red carpet bash for the opening of its new Robertson Blvd. shop and invited the likes of Angie Harmon, Rachel Bilson, Sheridan and Trachtenberg -- but not Z-lister Phoebe Price! Afterwards, we're told several photo agencies were contacted by reps for the design house asking them to not posts pics of Nic and Mic at the event. Sources tell us they didn't feel the "Desperate Housewife" and "Gossip Girl" were high end enough for the label. Interesting, since they were arguably some of the more famous actresses at the event. Ever Carradine and Tracee Ellis Ross, anyone?!
We're told none of the agencies obliged the couture house's messed up request, but you can probably guess who these ladies won't be wearing to the Emmys.
TMZ contacted a rep for Chanel, but did not hear back.
Filed under: Style Insider, Denied!
Mariah -- No Glove, No Love
Mariah Carey wore her Hollywood Blvd. best to throw out the first pitch at a Tokyo baseball game on Tuesday.
Mimi's shirtless and belly-baring Pink Lady satin cropped jacket, Daisy Duke shorts and West Side piers heels look like the mandatory uniform for Team Shauna Sand.
Mariah's ball boy Nick Cannon was nowhere in sight.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Mariah Carey, Style Insider, Talk Sports
Skirt Happens
Christian Slater barely moved a facial muscle when winds blew his girlfriend's skirt up.
Jimmy Choo shoe empress Tamara Mellon and bf Slater were on a boat in Cannes on Wednesday when she channeled Marilyn Monroe.
Thankfully, there was no sign of her Britney.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider
No One Loves Paris As Much As Herself
To go with her promotional borefriend Benji Madden, Paris wore a promotional t-shirt dress thing with her name on it.
This chick is so ovah, she couldn't get arrested today even if she tried.
We call bullshirt.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Paris Hilton, Style Insider
Kimora Lee's Fab Life?
Without any of her usual bling, furs, drag makeup or heels, KimHorror Lee Simmons was almost unrecognizable on Wednesday.
The 33-year-old divorcing mother of two hit the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills in all her Baby Phat glory.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider
Beyonce Goes "High School Musical"
For the love of Sharpay Evans! Can someone please tell Beyonce she is not Ashley Tisdale in "High School Musical"?
The married 26-year-old showed up to dinner in NYC -- after attending a Kanye West show, mind you -- dressed like a spoiled teenager on any Disney kids' show. She's just being Miley!
Jay-Z better knock some sense into her.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, Beyonce Knowles, Style Insider
Naomi Watts Flashes Her Headlights
Aussie actress Naomi Watts starred in yet another "Ring" sequel last night -- as in the ones around her nipples!
While her wardrobe malfunction didn't involve the sight of her areolas, the 39-year-old blonde did expose her unfortunate flower petal pasties. Don't they come in basic black?!
A nip slip might have been less embarrassing.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, Hot Bodies
SJP: You're So Vein
"Sex and the City" isn't the only thing being brought back to life -- so are Sarah Jessica Parker's hands! 
The 43-year-old trendsetter stepped out in London on Sunday sporting the latest It accessory of the summer -- a pair of Frankenstein hands!
Carrie Bradshaw doesn't need a man -- she's got man hands!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, Nurse!
David Gest: Whitney Houston Is Back
Liza Minnelli's ex man-wife David Gest bedazzled the crowd at a London charity event on Thursday -- literally.
The 54-year-old divorcee wore an absolutely faaaabulous jacket with an image of a sparkling drill-holding Whitney Houston on it . It's not right, but it's not ok!
While Whitney headlined the event, David's flamboyant ensemble stole the show.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, Nurse!
The Devil Wears That?!
The theme at the Met Museum's Costume Institute gala last night in NYC was "Superheroes" -- appropriate since most of these celebs' getups need to be rescued.
Filed under: Fashion Police, Jennifer Lopez, Style Insider
Heidi Montag: Kentucky Dingbat
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag took their D-list brand of horses**t to the Kentucky Derby on Saturday -- and in a truly candid moment, Heidi looked through the wrong end of the binoculars. You can't make this stuff up!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Style Insider, The Hills, Critters
Whitney Port Does Not Own a Mirror
A shiny metallic top fused with a skirt resembling the lamp from "A Christmas Story" is just not working on Whitney Port.
We bet Audrina told Whitney that getup made her look skinny and stylish. Somewhere in a posed-to-look natural photo-op, Heidi and Spencer are laughing.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Style Insider, The Hills, Reality TV
