Jessica Biel -- Where's the Funeral??
She's dating the hottest guy around -- so why does sourpuss Jessica Biel always look so damn unhappy?!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Justin Timberlake
Justin Timberlake Laughs at Authority
JT had a run-in with the cops yesterday in NY -- but the incident didn't leave him crying any rivers.
His driver was busted for parking illegally outside MTV. What a badass!
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Justin Timberlake
Exes Have Cameron's Back
Cameron Diaz is on such good terms with former beaus Justin Timberlake and John Mayer, that they showed up to her father's memorial this weekend.
Filed under: Justin Timberlake, John Mayer
Justin -- Brit's Just a "Madonna Wannabe"
Justin Timberlake didn't keep his stick in a box on Monday night, when he jabbed at ex-galpal Britney Spears at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony.
"The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes," said JT as he introduced the Material Mom, an inductee, reports Us. "I might have even dated a couple." Day-um. He also zinged, "She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience. Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn."
Jessica –- I'm So NOT High-Maintenance
Jessica Simpson is flogging reports that her trip to Kuwait to visit the troops is a big production.Her rep tells People that Jess flew commercial and that she is in fact staying in the barracks with the troops. What's more, she denies that her trip is more of a fly-by than an actual visit: "She's been with the troops all day. She's had her meals with them."
As for reports that she had a full-scale beauty battalion with her, the rep says that super-stylist Ken Paves isn't with Jess, and that she has "significantly scaled back her entourage."
Party Favors: Clooney's Gal Wants to Get More Serious ... Kid Rock to Rock That Waffle House ... So Raisin: Raven's Tour to be Big Sleepover
George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson – no, they're NOT engaged – says that she wants to get more "serious about modeling," according to Vegas Confidential, before delving deeper into her relationship with George. ... Kid Rock will be playing the Waffle House where he was arrested for battery after a fight last October – not for his supper, but for charity, says the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. ... Look out, Miley: Raven-Symone's big 55-city tour will be a pajama-party-themed show, with the audience encouraged to come in pajamas. This can't end well.
Filed under: Let's Get This Party Started, Justin Timberlake
JT to Patriots: Cry Me a River
Justin Timberlake says he's rooting for the "underdog" to win the Super Bowl this year -- but with Brady's foot in a cast, it's a bit harder to tell who JT's talking about!
Timberlake gave us his prediction outside Madeo, where he was standing next to fellow diner, Warren Beatty, who had no comment.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Justin Timberlake, Talk Sports
Justin's Sense of Direction Out of Sync
Justin Timberlake knows where the hot new club in L.A. is -- he just doesn't know where the door to the hot new club in L.A. is.
You can tell it was Justin's first time at Villa, as he needed to be shown how to get into the joint. And on his way out, check out the yells from an overzealous Britney fan -- help me Obi-Wan Timberlake, you're my only hope!
Filed under: Justin Timberlake
Justin's Fam -- We'll Have the Golf Course, Please
At least there's one golf course where Justin Timberlake won't ever have trouble getting a tee time -- because his family now owns the damn thing!
The family Timberlake has, the AP reports, purchased the Big Creek course near Memphis, where Justin was born and raised. The club was slated to be sold at auction, and the Timberlakes swooped in to save it from that fate -- for a price specified only as "more than $750,000." Bringing GolfingBack!
JT himself is a huge golf nut and a good one too -- he's rumored to play to a 6-handicap. Yes, that means he's got mad skillz.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Justin Timberlake
A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 11/11 - 11/17
It was another blondetabulous week in the Thirty Mile Zone! Britney's puckers puffed, Puff Daddy put on a fresh pelt, Lindsay Lohan joined the Young Hollywood Jailbird Club, Fabio took in two handfuls of "Heroes," and Amy Winehouse fell further into the rabbit hole. Click on in and get yourself reblondered!
Not enough? Take a trip back two weeks ago ... for free!
Filed under: Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Justin Timberlake, Hayden Panettiere
Justin Digs for Timber
JT was in Sydney over the weekend, hanging around a pool and letting his succulent man boobs breathe.
Curiously, a great portion of his time was spent poking around the lower regions of his pelvis. What exactly does he have going on down there?
Only the fortunate can be sure.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Justin Timberlake
A Week in the Thirty Mile Zone 10/28 - 11/3
It was a wacky Halloween week in the Thirty Mile Zone, as Dog the Bounty Hunter gave mullets a bad name, Steve Urkel got wild in Las Vegas, and Justin Timberlake and Adrian Grenier showed off their lovely lumps! 
Paris wore a familiar striped outfit, Liz Hurley flaunted her hot body, Jake Gyllenhaal got slap-happy, Suri Cruise's father struck a questionable pose, and Amy Winehouse went hiveless!
That's not all! Click on in to check out this week's best pics!
Not enough? Check out the best from last week!
Filed under: Paris Hilton, Justin Timberlake
Justin's Hump Day
Justin Timberlake must be moving -- because the boy is packing! JT was sporting some major freight during a recent concert in Australia. He's bringing sexyfront!
While hottie Timberlake busted a few thrusting moves with a lucky backup dancer, concertgoers hoped he'd bust his zipper. He didn't. Damn! Further proof that Justin is a huge talent.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Justin Timberlake
JT Politely Handles Fan Avalanche
Female (and male) favorite Justin Timberlake was welcomed with an overwhelming roar of cheers and screams as his car dropped him off at the "Declare Yourself" event last night in Hollywood. Take off your shirt!
As cameras flashed, the hottie's peeps cleared a path, pushing paps and crazy fans out of the singing sensation's way. Ever the gentleman, Justin politely says, "Excuse me, guys." Isn't he sweet?! He's bringing PoliteBack!
Filed under: Justin Timberlake
Kanye to Justin: I'm Still Bitter
Kanye West is still pretty pissed about being snubbed at the MTV VMAs, and last night he made sure Justin Timberlake's fans knew it.
After making a surprise appearance at the Emmys, West headed over to JT's show at Staples Center in L.A. wearing the very same suit. The two then rocked an awesome rendition of "Stronger," before Kanye busted out a little freestyle flow. In the rhyme, Kanye told the crowd, "Hey yo, MTV -- I can't trust 'em."
Yeah, he cries a lot, but the guy can perform.
Filed under: Music, Justin Timberlake
Timberlake's "Box" Wins Emmy
He cut a hole in a box, stuck his junk in it, and now he has an Emmy for it! Last night, frisky Justin Timberlake and "SNL" regular Andy Samberg won a Creative Arts Emmy for their hilarious "SNL" short film, "D**k in a Box," about a very special gift.
In Andy's acceptance speech (Timberlake was busy making girls swoon at a concert in Washington state), he joked, "I think it's safe to say that when we first set out to make this song, we were all thinking 'Emmy!'"
Samberg dedicated the award to a real "up and comer" -- his "D*ck in a Box" creative partner, saying Timberlake's "clearly very talented and could use a break. So, Justin, if you're out there, congrats to you, kid."
Filed under: TV, Wacky & Weird, Justin Timberlake
Timberlake and Timbaland Tear Up Club
Clubgoers got a special Sin City showcase last night when music masterminds Justin Timberlake and Timbaland took over the DJ booth!
The two Tims hit up JET Nightclub at the Mirage hotel, and helped get the packed house poppin' by grabbing the mics and getting loud for the crowd. Prolific producer Timbaland is in Vegas preparing for his role as musical maestro for the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards -- and must have felt the need to get out, and get down!
Two Navigators were waiting for Timberlake when he left the club -- at nearly 5 o'clock in the morning!
Filed under: Justin Timberlake
