One of them is the Queen, the other is the King's ex -- and they're both royal babes.
At 62, Helen Mirren (left) has racked up a very, very impressive body of work -- while Brody Jenner's 58-year-old mom Linda Thompson (right) could teach those "Hills" chicks how to really look hot.
We'll have whatever they're having!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Hot Mamas
Certifiable mother of two Helena Bonham Carter took her baby girl out for a leisurely Sunday troll.
Both mother and daughter wore their pjs.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Not many people can say they've been nominated for an Academy Award and gotten knocked up by the time they are 16 -- but Keisha Castle-Hughes can!
Now 18, the "Whale Rider" turned unwed mom and her 14-month-old daughter strolled through Auckland, New Zealand on Tuesday.
If only Jamie Lynn could win an Oscar for "Zoey 101."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas
Screw a vowel, Pat Sajak needs to buy a bra!
Luckily, no casualties were reported after the 61-year-old flashed his manmaries on the beach in Maui this weekend.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Looking tan and unrested, Lynne Spears arrived at LAX after spending time in Kentwood with her unwed teen mother of a daughter Jamie Lynn.
The 53-year-old returned to L.A. to tend to her 26-year-old little bundle of conservatorship joy. At least her son Bryan hasn't gone off the deep end or gotten pregnant!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Britney Spears, Hot Mamas
At 41, Pam Anderson is still as limber as a teenager.
The ex-wife of three and mother of two showed off her leg opening skills during an Australian interview with Kyle and Jackie O before going into the "Big Brother" house last night.
She is very good at what she does.
Filed under: Pamela Anderson, Hot Bodies, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Anything Shauna Sand can manage to wrap those inflatable lips around these days is a miracle. Her latest victim -- a bottle of Tecate at a party in Los Angeles. 
We're guessing she's done that before.
Filed under: Hot Mamas
Jennifer Lopez and one of her four-month-old lil' twin divas hung out at designer Stefano Gabbana's home in Italy this weekend.
It's never too early to start teaching your kids about ... the upcoming Spring collections!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Kids, Jennifer Lopez, Hot Mamas
Heidi Klum sure knows how to make something cold look really hot.
Klum put one down in New York yesterday -- no word if Seal became enraged by the lucky cone and attacked it.
Filed under: Hot Mamas
Them fake-chested blondes gotta stick together -- but Pamela Anderson would be better off without any help from Shauna Sand.
Making a statement that makes no sense, Shauna says Pam wasn't calling Jessica Simpson a "whore" or a "bitch" on Australian radio the other day ... she called her t-shirt one.
Filed under: Pamela Anderson, Hot Mamas
Looking like a pregnant hippie priestess, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz showed off her stomach growth on Tuesday.
The Fall Out baby mama is finally a big star.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas, Ashlee Simpson
It's the trashiest twosome since Pam and Tommy Lee -- but with bigger boobage!
Take one look at this mom and daughter (yikes!) team and it's easy to see why our photog barely paid any attention to their faces.
Filed under: Hot Bodies, Hot Mamas
Unlike First Lady Laura Bush, Denmark's Queen Margrethe II will smoke cigarettes in public.
The 68-year-old great Dane puffed away after having dinner in Copenhagen.
Today, a U.S. government-funded study declared Denmark the happiest country in the world. Put ya lighters up!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Jaymes Foster -- the 50-year-old woman who willingly had Clay Aiken's seed injected into her womb -- was spotted on Monday with barely any sign of a Clayby bump.
While the unborn is due next month, if you were carrying Aiken's artificially inseminated, illegitimate, platonic love child -- would you want it to show?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, American Idol, Hot Mamas
With divorce buzz kicked into high gear, Madonna attended Kabbalah services with her son David in NYC on Friday.
Too bad you can't adopt husbands!
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