A-Rod's Decoy is a Real Son of a Bitch
Alex Rodriguez wasn't the only dog slammed with Madonna questions outside the baseballer's home in New York yesterday.
Filed under: Madonna, Talk Sports, Critters
Monkey Flee, Monkey Do
Moe the chimp has escaped -- and his owners need to find him STAT! Apparently the crafty simian figured out how to open his cage late last week and wandered to several homes around Devore, Calif. before disappearing into the wilderness.
Moe is owned by St. James and LaDonna Davis. In 2005, while they were visiting Moe at an animal refuge, two other chimps brutally attacked St. James, nearly biting off his face and genitals. Moe has no experience in the wild, so the Davises are holding a press conference with attorney Gloria Allred to ask for the public's help.
We'll be live streaming at 2:00 PM PT. Check back -- and help find Moe!
Filed under: Critters
A Turd in the Hand, Worth Eww in the Bush
Believe it or not, even some of Hollywood's biggest stars have to deal with a lot of crap.
Filed under: Critters
"Gossip" Guy: Snot Right
"Gossip Girl" star Penn Badgley sure knows how to pick 'em!
You know how much he can get for that on eBay?
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Critters, Nurse!
Frenchy Does the Breast Stroke at Topless Pool
Can't expect a lot of class from anyone who "starred" on "Rock of Love" -- so it's no surprise busted season two contestant "Frenchy" Morgan went cans out at the Rio Casino's topless pool in Las Vegas.
Walk of Fame Says Chimp's a Chump!
Legendary chimp thespian Cheeta's chance to have his name permanently etched on the Walk of Fame has just been shot down. What a load of ape dump!
The 76-year-old chimpanzee actor, who's starred in flicks like "Tarzan" and "Bedtime for Bonzo," didn't receive enough votes from the Walk of Fame Committee to have a star placed in his honor in '09.
If Cheeta's not good enough, who is?? Apparently Tinker Bell. That lame ass fairy is getting a star. And we're sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there's a Disney store on the Walk and the "Tinker Bell" movie is coming out in the fall.
Oh yeah -- and the Village People got one too.
Filed under: Critters
"Gossip Girl" Gets Spotted
No doubt her TV persona of Serena van der Woodsen has pissed off a lot of people on "Gossip Girl" -- but getting pissed on may be a first.
Blake Lively got some relief from a hot NYC day on Wednesday -- compliments of her pup's golden shower.
Where's the sisterhood of the traveling pants when you need 'em?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Critters, Nurse!
Famke Janssen Is Steaming Hot
Even X-Men superheroes have to pick up after their dog!
With her dry cleaning in one hand and a stinky load of her pup Licorice's poo in another, Famke Janssen kept the streets of NYC clean for pedestrians.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Critters
Claws Out at the Playboy Mansion
MEOW! It's cat fight central at the Playboy Mansion!
TMZ spies tell us Hef's number one Bunny Holly Madison is ruling the Mansion with an iron fist ... causing major drama with the staff and on the set of "The Girls Next Door." We're told everyone "hates" Holly, but no one more than Kendra Wilkinson, Hef's other Bunny-in-Waiting.
Click here... it's not over yet
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Critters, Fights
It's Hard Out Here For a Chimp
It is one of the greatest injustices ever perpetrated in Hollywood -- Cheeta the chimp is not on the Walk of Fame.
The legendary 76-year-old star (yes, 76) of "Bedtime for Bonzo" and "Tarzan" is on a one mammal mission to get his name on a star on Hollywood Blvd. Not only does he have his own website, the artistic simian is coordinating an online petition to get him on the Walk, publishing a book, putting a single on iTunes and starring in a new movie!
Kermit, Lassie and Godzilla have theirs -- give the chimp a chance.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
The Bitch is Back ...
... and they found the dog too. Janice Dickinson, who lost her new pooch just days after picking it up from a Malibu pet store, was seen walking the chocolate brown lab puppy through the Hollywood Hills Sunday morning.
We're guessin' the dog was better off lost than found.
Filed under: Critters
World's Smartest Dog Runs Away
Just one week after an adorable chocolate lab pup got adopted by Janice Dickinson, the pooch made a run for it. 
Janice has offered a reward. BTW, the pet store wrote the sign and spelled Janice's last name incorrectly.
Filed under: Critters
Dr. Evil Has a Heart?
Dr. Will Kirby -- you know, the devilish doctor from "Big Brother" and "Dr. 90210" -- may finally be using his evil reality show powers for good. 
In between Botox injections and mole-checking, the good doc is hard at work trying to find a home for a six-week-old Yorkie puppy born without eyes. Kirby, who is still playing fetch with "For Love or Money" star Erin Brodie, apparently has a soft spot in his cold, cold heart for cute canines.
As for the the blind pup -- who was abandoned at a vet's office -- Kirby says he'll pony up for the pricy adoption fees and the initial vet visit for the new parents.
To inquire about this specific dog, email the Yorkshire Terrier Club directly.
Filed under: Critters
Baby, You're a Star!
There are plenty of sublebrites that would maul their mamas to get this close to A-listers. 
Meet Baby, a puppy mill survivor, who had been locked in a cage most of her life. Rescued by Jana Kohl, Baby embarked on nationwide tour to increase awareness about what goes on at puppy mills. Oh and she met a few big time celebs along the way.
Filed under: Critters
Old Bitch Ditched ... No, Not Janice
Janice Dickinson, 371 in dog years, took an aging pooch for a test drive yesterday in Malibu-- but snubbed Old Yeller and adopted a floppy-eared puppy instead.
We're not sure which one got the better deal.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
