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Britney and the Chinese Babies: The Inner Dialog

Posted Nov 27th 2007 10:30AM by Celly

Britney Spears Hey y'all, I knowed I been quiet for a whilers, but I had to set the records straghtenin' right about this Chinese babies story.

Y'see ... I tolded my Guatermalanian maid to get me two orders of Chinese for the babies. Well she don't hear too good, and she says I talk funny, so when she told Alli, she said, "Missy Britney want two Chinese babies." Before I knowed it, Alli found a redoption agency and filled up all them papers in. Coupla weeks later she's showin' me pictures of little Chinese babers and askin' me to choose which two do I want?!

I did not order me up some Chinese chirldrens. Heckers, if I wanted me some more babies I'd find me another K-Fart and make me some! I do not need to go all the way to Japan.

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91. OK---just a few more things and it's off to bed. For you two in seats 33 and 46 who say this post is "brilliant" just shows your ignorance about how Southern people talk. Now for the nice lady in 39 ---I don't know where you got the "so that she canna", children being called "critters" or that we in the South don't know how to spell the word "girl"
Then there is a liver in Seat 12 who thinks that "sayin' such blabber" is a Southern term. Rasputin, educate thyself! We also know how to pronounce the word pictures----and it's not like something you pour tea out of.
Before you write something like this, it would really help if you knew what you were talking about. You're (many of you) looking pretty stupid.
Kudos to all the defenders of the South. There ARE signs of intelligent life here.

Posted at 1:19AM on Nov 28th 2007 by anonymous

92. I do not condone her actions or her behavior. If she didn't have children, I probably woudn't even care. Her children are going to be so embarassed in a few years when they see all of this. Because she has children, she need to get professional help. I'm no fan of hers but I know that this kind of garbage is definitely NOT what she needs if she is ever going to get straightened out so she can be a mother to those babies.

Posted at 1:30AM on Nov 28th 2007 by anonymous

93. TMZFAN; I am from the South and didn't understand a word (?) you just said. If you are going to guess at what people in the South might say, then you need to come up with some "educated guesses". Yours are WAY out in left field.

Posted at 1:38AM on Nov 28th 2007 by anonymous

94. OK--It looks like TMZFAN has left the building. Maybe he got poofed for being so ignorant
and for trying to copy the TMZ post. They were equally inane.

Posted at 1:47AM on Nov 28th 2007 by anonymous

95. Wow you guys speak horrible redneck. That's like, down syndrom redneck right there.

Posted at 1:09PM on Nov 29th 2007 by Misty

96. Well, it all makes sense now.

Posted at 11:00AM on Dec 1st 2007 by harley

97. Gay gay gay not funny!

Posted at 6:54PM on Dec 26th 2007 by Watcha lookin at!?

98. this is retarted and a waste of space and time....

Posted at 3:19AM on Dec 2nd 2007 by C

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