Britney and the Chinese Babies: The Inner Dialog

76. I have to live in the south with all the idiots!!! And your accent is right on!!! I had one hick ask me, "Ya'll do talk funny, where you from?" My answer, "Originally Iowa", the response, "Isn't that an island somewhere?"
Case closed!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:03PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Sh*tney

77. Whether or not anyone writes a satirical piece on BS, she's still nothing but a joke. The ramblings of those defending her, only display how feeble-minded & peculiar they are. Their *arguments* don't hold up. The hypocrisy is rampant, evidenced by shouting terms such as 'hater' -- all the while spewing out their own venom, to anyone who sees the free falling disaster BS has become. Moreover, these retards give political answers, only addressing what the paps, harv, k-fed, etc have done -- conveniently ignoring what BS has contributed to her own mess. The exception, when they actually acknowledge she ran a red light for instance, is to again blame it on the paps.

Um, but u still disregard the times she puts others, INCLUDING HER KIDS, in danger -- via texting & *driving* -- or exhibited irresponsible, self-centered behavior when hitting a car & walking away; both of which ARE ON HER, NO ONE ELSE. Or spreading her legs, wearing short skirts without skivvies, KNOWING CAMERAS ARE ON HER, is simply gross & obscene. How about her turning a confessional into a whore house?!? I suppose somehow this blasphemy is also anyone's fault but her own? And of course the retards never respond to her shopping sprees during the little visitation time, w/ the children left in a car. Clearly, a light fixture (& other material goods, as this wasn't the only instance) are more important to her, than they are.

The convoluted, inane comments of these defenders, to include she's a good, protective mother (LOL!!) , just don't make any sense. Oh, let's not forget their oft repeated reply, of being jealous of Spears. Ahh, the last bastion & resort, when there's no valid answer.
Jealous? Um, NOT. The people who have lost all respect for Spears, are simply seeing reality -- u other tards may want to try that sometime. Please, PLEASE post a ludicrous comeback; some of us have a sense of humor, & could use (another; thx Harv for the giggles) good laugh. Byeeeeeeeeee

Posted at 3:12PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Attention Dullards

78. Honestly, this is how you need to report her everyday. I'm sitting up at work laughing my ass off with my boss starin at me. Awesome. Keep up the good work, you guys get me through my boring workdays.

Posted at 3:17PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Hilarious

79. I just want to know where Brit got the dress in picture number 3- iced coffee. I want it!!!

Posted at 4:09PM on Nov 27th 2007 by jen

80. oh my gosh, oh my gosh, that was so freakin' funny! Stupid piece of trash, probably sounds even worse than her usual ignorant hick self, when she's got a wad full of gum in her pie hole. So classy to see video clips of her smackin' away, like the cow she is. Buttney, you are a side show freak, caught by the carnies as you crawled outta the swamp.

I feel sorry for her sons, now and their future selves. Just imagine the trauma come grade school, and the classmates are passing around copies of her stinky kinky. Butt Butt is a negligent parent who should have her tubes tied, and never be allowed to adopt. Do a lobotomy during the operation too, then promptly send her to an insane asylum. Padded room, and straight jacket extra tight, would be good. She's one nasty, dumb HO

Posted at 4:15PM on Nov 27th 2007 by ROFL

81. Twitney, we know you can afford it, but stop with the paid bloggers. They must be getting a lil sumpin sumpin, why else would anyone care or be around? Story of your life.

Posted at 4:33PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Bought Fans

82. WTF???? Is this supposed to be funny? B/C it's NOT!!!! Whoever wrote this needs to grow up!!

Posted at 5:27PM on Nov 27th 2007 by WTF????

83. I just hope she stays this stupid. She is my live daily entertainment. Im happy with Brit so long as she doesnt have the boys. They need stability from Shar, but money and fun from Brit.

Posted at 12:39PM on Nov 28th 2007 by iwantospendbritneysmoney

84. If you are going to attempt to copy a dialect, you should really have a grasp on the dialect you are trying to portray. Making up your own dialect to attribute to a person just makes you look like an ass, y'all.

Posted at 5:50PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Annoyed

85. If people from Iowa are so damn brilliant why are they always the ones looking like igmos when you read about them in the Enquirer when they see UFO's in their corn fields? Again southern doesn't mean stupid it's people that exagerate their accents that sound ignorant. No matter who you are there is always some ignorant dumba@# wanting to make fun of you. I guess it makes you feel superior to belittle and generalize people you don't know.

Posted at 6:38PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Dirty South

86. This is disgusting. Why not just admit that your lie about her adopting two Chinese babies was just that, a lie. Why not just admit that you, TMZ can't stand Britney Spears and will print ANYTHING you want, even though 99.9% of it is totally fabrication. May your families be so blessed that karma doesn't come to bite you on your butt, missing you and getting theirs instead.

Posted at 1:09AM on Nov 28th 2007 by WhatTheHeck

87. who gives a heck bout that bitch...she is a talentless ho and redneck bitch

Posted at 8:18PM on Nov 27th 2007 by KELLIE

88. This is pure and utter harassment of Britney and insulting and degrading to human beings in general.

Britney, you have the means, put a stop to this. Just based on all of the “inner dialogues” that tmzux has posted, I truly believe that you have a case to bring this site down and win a big settlement. Get tough …

To all of you southerners, I truly feel for you. Harvey Levin is projecting everyone living in the south as retards (not to mention the other races of people that he has offended). People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, right openly gay Harv?

Posted at 10:07PM on Nov 27th 2007 by jack54

89. TMZ and Anna Baby: I live approximately two hours from where Britney grew up. I have lived here for over 50 years. I have never ONCE heard anyone say "Ding, Dang", whilers, redoption or the word "baber". If you are going to make fun of the good (mostly educated--everywhere has some who aren't) people in the South, at least educate yourself and come up with something remotely factual.
TMZ, you are about to alienate a large part of the country with this nonsense. It's not cute anymore---never really was. That you aren't doing it correctly is another issue altogether (see above)

Posted at 12:43AM on Nov 28th 2007 by anonymous

90. Another thing. I know plenty of people who knew her when she lived in Louisiana and went to private school in Mississippi. All reports are that she was a good girl and well-liked. It has been since she moved to CAlifornia that she has turned into this. Stop trying to blame her being from the South for the way she acts. It's not even a matter of where you are, anyway----it's what and who you are.
The South has more personality, more talent and more strength than any place in this country. MS has produced more stars than any state in the US---a fact. Katrina showed what a smart and strong people we are. We are resourceful and, with the help of a great Governor (that's state, not federal), we have pulled OURSELVES "up by our own boot sraps"---and, yes, that IS a southern saying.
TMZ, you should be ashamed of yourselves
TMZ: I would say come down here and educate yourself on the ways of the South, but then you may not ever want to leave so never mind!

Posted at 12:57AM on Nov 28th 2007 by anonymous