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Britney and the Chinese Babies: The Inner Dialog

Britney SpearsHey y'all, I knowed I been quiet for a whilers, but I had to set the records straghtenin' right about this Chinese babies story.

Y'see ... I tolded my Guatermalanian maid to get me two orders of Chinese for the babies. Well she don't hear too good, and she says I talk funny, so when she told Alli, she said, "Missy Britney want two Chinese babies." Before I knowed it, Alli found a redoption agency and filled up all them papers in. Coupla weeks later she's showin' me pictures of little Chinese babers and askin' me to choose which two do I want?!

I did not order me up some Chinese chirldrens. Heckers, if I wanted me some more babies I'd find me another K-Fart and make me some! I do not need to go all the way to Japan.



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61. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING DANG... Y'ALL NEED TO FIND YOURSELVES A SENSE OF HUMOR...THEM THERE SOME FUNNY STUFF!!!

Posted at 12:03PM on Nov 27th 2007 by TMZFAN

62. JJ. you fall under the "most deluded sense of humor" catagory. find something that actually merits laughter and run with that instead of finding banter with an OLD, PLAYED OUT JOKE. seriously, i feel like im reading the same knock knock joke from my five year old nephew everytime i read the britney columns. get some FRESH material. i cannot believe you all get PAID to write this TALENTLESS dribble. is your cerebellum slobbering yet? someone needs to start watching more south park, arrested development, or the office again. LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT COMEDY. i suggest george carlin or patton oswalt. but that's just me. buenos dias!

Posted at 12:09PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Tiffany

63. that blond guy from TMZ is hot ,,...
i had a wet dream with him last night!!!
hey baby what's up!!!

Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 27th 2007 by nadia

64. fly on the wall,I agree with you on this,oh can you tell me another way of posting my comments instead of going to my e-mail? thanks.

Posted at 12:26PM on Nov 27th 2007 by wtf

65. That was a hilarious well written piece, LMAO @ "heckers"...... For all those who scould TMZ for reporting non news and being boring, are the most loyal viewers

Posted at 12:54PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Jimmy in Corpus Christi, TX

66. Wow, I feel I got dumb after reading that. TMZ, what was the purpose of this post??

Posted at 1:08PM on Nov 30th 2007 by Jessica

67. EAT ME ! EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:16PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Herpy-pAris Hilton

68. HA HA ! LOL ! Of Course it is funny ... she said she doesnt have to go to JAPAN for CHiNeSE babies !! Japan is not China for all you ignorant folk LOL !!! dam ~ she is actually getting even more stupid then I thought she was in the first place.

Posted at 1:21PM on Nov 27th 2007 by anna

69. wow .. southerner's are wacked out Cra~zy ! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !! I thought it was a big joke but nope everyone is right ... they are out of their minds !! Britney is really representing ! GO GURL !! YA'LL MUST BE SO PROUD !

Posted at 1:31PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Jude

70. Scary story if a grain of it is true. Ali orders up papers to adopt kids for Britney on a foreign workers call before even checking with her? I'm either doubtful or very, very scared...

Posted at 2:05PM on Nov 27th 2007 by TheTruthBeToldAnOnlineNameAintWorthFightingOver

71. For some of you TMZ included , it's a shame ignorance isn't painful. Southern doesn't mean stupid. I have heard alot worse yankee accents that really make people sound retarded

Posted at 2:05PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Dirty South

72. What a stupid idiot, thinking that Chinese people live in Japan. Just as bad as when that moron, Paris Hilton, asked if Tony Blair, The British PM, was like "our president."

God, Britney is so young and her life is a total mess! What happens when she’s over 40, fat and her career goes down the tubes? I shudder to think.

Posted at 2:18PM on Nov 27th 2007 by www.CelebJoke.com

73. Love the fast food pics. Here ass will soon be large enough to block out the sun! At least she can still go the lipo and gastric band option. Too bad she's training her kids about nutrition like she does. I wonder what X-mas dinner will be? Cheebuga! Cheebuga! Fries and 'coke'!

Posted at 2:33PM on Nov 27th 2007 by Plaque in the arteries!

74. Good for Brit for getting her eat on

If TMZ is making fun of brit for eating fast food they need to stop!!
At least she eats!

Posted at 2:38PM on Nov 27th 2007 by WOWzers

75. 878 articles about Britney - TMZ, do you think you are harrassing her? Lay off of her for a bit and I would bet that you would see she isn't as freaking stupid as you say she is. Heck, if I had 878 articles written about me ranging from going to the bathroom to recording a hit, I would be crazy!

Posted at 4:16PM on Nov 27th 2007 by TMZ YOU ARE IDIOTS

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