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Britney and the Chinese Babies: The Inner Dialog

Britney SpearsHey y'all, I knowed I been quiet for a whilers, but I had to set the records straghtenin' right about this Chinese babies story.

Y'see ... I tolded my Guatermalanian maid to get me two orders of Chinese for the babies. Well she don't hear too good, and she says I talk funny, so when she told Alli, she said, "Missy Britney want two Chinese babies." Before I knowed it, Alli found a redoption agency and filled up all them papers in. Coupla weeks later she's showin' me pictures of little Chinese babers and askin' me to choose which two do I want?!

I did not order me up some Chinese chirldrens. Heckers, if I wanted me some more babies I'd find me another K-Fart and make me some! I do not need to go all the way to Japan.



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16. .

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Too funny!

Ding friggin' dang, I can easily see and hear Twitney yakkin' it up like that, sayin' just such babblers!

Too bad some, like "Get Real" #2, don't have a sense of humor.

Ah, Twitney is so much fun to mock. She practically begs for it, like she begs for the paps to take her pictures, or as she would say, "pichurs".

Thanks, TMZ crew!

Posted at 8:37AM on Nov 27th 2007 by RasputinsLiver

17. The only positive story I can imagine about Brintney is that she didn't run someone over the night before.

Posted at 8:38AM on Nov 27th 2007 by jodi

18. inner dialogs rule! funniest shiznit alway's! You neeed to do more often like everytime somthing happens to Brit!

Posted at 8:38AM on Nov 27th 2007 by jeff

19. TMZ wouldn't have a site at all if it weren't for Britney gossip. It could be about any celeb but she gets the most attention. Making fun of the south is really sad, why don't you target the black language Harv? Here I'll start.....
Why you ain't,
Where you is,
What he drive,
Where he stay,
Where he work,
Who you be . .

Posted at 8:39AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Teri

20. Hilarious, guys. Kudos to you.

Posted at 8:41AM on Nov 27th 2007 by bwhahaha

21. Rasputin--Your just too stupid to know what good humor is. If you think ding dang is hilariious you must be 12.

Posted at 8:42AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Vix

22. This is so wrong,I feel bad for her I really do.I was pissed for the things she has done but now I feel sorry (not pity) for this young woman as we know most has been brought on by her but at the same time who would not have a melt down when they are followed and scrutinized for their every move.

Posted at 8:43AM on Nov 27th 2007 by mj

23. "17. This is so wrong,I feel bad for her I really do.I was pissed for the things she has done but now I feel sorry (not pity) for this young woman as we know most has been brought on by her but at the same time who would not have a melt down when they are followed and scrutinized for their every move.

Posted at 8:43AM on Nov 27th 2007 by mj"
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"mj"?

Michael? Is that you Whacko Jacko?

Hahahahaha! Understandable, Mikey, that you'd sympathize a fellow freak.

Posted at 8:46AM on Nov 27th 2007 by RasputinsLiver

24. This isnt even funny...

Posted at 8:58AM on Nov 27th 2007 by -

25. I have to tell you, I had a laugh from my toes after reading that one! Just what I needed on a cold dark winter day...hysterical! Come one people, you can't take life so serious, relax and enjoy the light moments, and this is one of them!

Posted at 8:59AM on Nov 27th 2007 by StylinMommy

26. Hahahahaha! Understandable, Mikey, that you'd sympathize a fellow freak.

Posted at 8:46AM on Nov 27th 2007 by RasputinsLiver

No you are confused I don't come here often but when I do I can have my opinion just like everyone else,it's called compassion because Brit is obviously mentally unstable,Have a great day.

Posted at 9:02AM on Nov 27th 2007 by mj

27. Love TMZ!!! Read it daily and watch it nightly!!! Keep it up, and trash the Brit wh*re some more!!!! Hey, if she didn't want the attention, then she should stop calling X-17 every time she goes out!!!! Love the body double for the video she is shooting...because...
A. She will not show up
B. She will refuse to do what the director wants
C. She is WAY TOO FAT AND UGLY!!!!!

Posted at 9:00AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Sh*tney

28. You people who think this is funny are just idiots! It is ignorant! Hello!

Posted at 9:02AM on Nov 27th 2007 by beaner

29. Just because someone can string together a few words -- and in the process make racist and ethnically insulting remarks about Southerners, Latin Americans, and Asians, all aimed at pointing out how lacking in intelligence one American is (doesn't even know the difference between China and Japan...) -- well, around TMZ, just because is enough. Some chimpanzees can use keyboards, too.
In the real world, such hateful immaturity gets the short-lived attention, but in the long run, TMZ won't be here, because people will get tired of its same old, same old crap.

Posted at 9:37AM on Nov 27th 2007 by wendy

30. "No you are confused I don't come here often but when I do I can have my opinion just like everyone else,it's called compassion because Brit is obviously mentally unstable,Have a great day.

Posted at 9:02AM on Nov 27th 2007 by mj"
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Ha! Yeah, that's what we all say about you, Michael. How's Bubbles? What ever happened to him anyway?

Too bad your pedo trap is falling apart, your Neverland. Bet ya miss all the little squeals of the potential victims...er...kids ya had over, eyeing them, choosing which one you'd like to take into your private locked bedroom for the night.

Ah well, all things must come to and end at some point, Jacko. Too bad ya didn't get to enjoy life in one California's taxpayer sponsored "hotels". Of course, you wouldn't have enjoyed those as only adult males are in them and you don't like adult males, do ya.

Have a great day yourself, Whacko.

Posted at 9:11AM on Nov 27th 2007 by RasputinsLiver

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