Train Wrecks
Britney and the Chinese Babies: The Inner Dialog

Britney SpearsHey y'all, I knowed I been quiet for a whilers, but I had to set the records straghtenin' right about this Chinese babies story.

Y'see ... I tolded my Guatermalanian maid to get me two orders of Chinese for the babies. Well she don't hear too good, and she says I talk funny, so when she told Alli, she said, "Missy Britney want two Chinese babies." Before I knowed it, Alli found a redoption agency and filled up all them papers in. Coupla weeks later she's showin' me pictures of little Chinese babers and askin' me to choose which two do I want?!

I did not order me up some Chinese chirldrens. Heckers, if I wanted me some more babies I'd find me another K-Fart and make me some! I do not need to go all the way to Japan.



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1. LOL....Ding Dang Yalls are funny this morning.. cracking me up already...

Posted at 8:07AM on Nov 27th 2007 by ANNA BABY

2. Is this supposed to be funny? It's not....

Posted at 8:08AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Get Real

3. EWW??

Posted at 8:09AM on Nov 27th 2007 by sheila

4. Poor poor rich girl.

Posted at 8:14AM on Nov 27th 2007 by TxLady

5.

BRITTANY AND KEVIN ARE TWO IRRESPONSIBLE PERSON ,

THEY'RE NOT PARENTS , BY ANY MEANS .........

Posted at 8:16AM on Nov 27th 2007 by BRITTANY OR KEVIN ARE RESPONSIBLE , NOR OR THEY CONSIDERED PARENTS ......SEX DONORS

6. Japan? Chinese? Chirldrens?
Good Ol Redneck USA! I think you managed to insult everyone on this one.
Get ready for the barrage Aholes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:17AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Whamo

7. Every morning I get up just wondering how dumb will the Britney stories will be. Most are madeup just for affect. This just garbage. Can't you start one day with a positive story about Britney?

Posted at 8:19AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Lenn K.

8. This is not funny and a waste of space, leave the girl alone and report some real news!
TMZ.... You are beginning to be very boring.... and the news is so NOT!

Posted at 8:22AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Jewels

9. Is anyone else curious....who feeds this crap to the TMZ Whores? Shar, KFed who would benefit other than Lawyers? Oh, that's right Harvey is a lawyer. My bad ya'll.

Posted at 8:25AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Wondering

10. Harvey/ TMZ: Did you see Us Magazine's piece on Britney this week?
Why don't you follow suit and explore the reasons why she is not well...
(but I guess that would be responsible journalism...)
As much as money as you've made off of her, you need to give it a rest.

Posted at 8:25AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Where's Your Dignity

11. Not funny. This site is lame.

Posted at 8:35AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Jim Jam

12. .

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Too funny!

Ding friggin' dang, I can easily see and hear Twitney yakkin' it up like that, sayin' just such babblers!

Too bad some, like "Get Real" #2, don't have a sense of humor.

Ah, Twitney is so much fun to mock. She practically begs for it, like she begs for the paps to take her pictures, or as she would say, "pichurs".

Thanks, TMZ crew!

Posted at 8:37AM on Nov 27th 2007 by RasputinsLiver

13. Harvey Levin, thank you for this website! This stuff is hysterical. Now if only you posted video clips of the stupid litigants from People's Court here...

Posted at 8:37AM on Nov 27th 2007 by Mark

14. Why do you see a need to add all the "ding dangs" and "y'all's" to everything you write about Britney. If you were ever around her you would know that this is not the way she talks. But then again that would be a first wouldn't it, a report on something that wasn't true? Think about it............

Posted at 8:37AM on Nov 27th 2007 by PJforever

15. The only positive story I can imagine about Brintney is that she didn't run someone over the night before.

Posted at 8:38AM on Nov 27th 2007 by jodi

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