"Britney" Gets Abs and a Better Weave!

After her career-ending VMA performance, it's gonna take a real man to get Britney Spears back on top -- literally!


Oops! Brooklyn writer/director/performer Greg Scarnici has done it again, this time working his cross-dressing video parody magic on America's favorite bra-clad, lip-synching zombie dancer. It's Drag Britney, bitch!

Scarnici added a few painkillers to "Gimme More (Pills)" and managed to find a replica of her bedazzled swamp bikini and an unbeweaveable $12 Canal Street wig! If only Britney paid that much for hers! Ding drag, y'all!



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46. evan how old are you 12? we'll leave her alone, we'll leave her alone when she stops being a retarted fool.

Posted at 3:29PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Stoopit

47. That is AWESOME! She brought it on herself 'yall!

Posted at 3:51PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Kate

48. Typical yanks......love her or hate her its aLL THE SAME............so long as somebdy makes some money....................scary society you guys live in...and I am by no means a hillbilly helper......................we got our own problems in Canada but at least they have a wee bit of of reality to them .

Posted at 3:54PM on Sep 20th 2007 by bates

49. Have you aproblem with intellegent Canadian comments????

Posted at 4:40PM on Sep 20th 2007 by bates

50. I love Canadians, I love how the say "about"...it's cute. Bring on your comments bates.

Posted at 4:00PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Kate

51. HILARIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HILARIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted at 4:11PM on Sep 20th 2007 by L.A. WOMAN

52. The media does need to leave her alone aready. But, every media outlet HAS to be the
first to break the latest story never caring about human feelings. And like it or not MEDIA
Britney Spears is human and has feelings, something you know nothing about.

And to the Judge: Ms. Spears is good mother and you don't have the rightto make her
home a "prison.

Posted at 12:21PM on Sep 21st 2007 by BlueGhost

53. what is the big deal in the states about making everything open to public scutinty...............its not like it has national importance....Anyone hear of privacy even if ,,,the subject is a clown. She is doing a great job of of cementing our view of you as rednecks and hillbillys.............Arnold for a govenor and Paris as a role moel for your babies............you guys get scraier by the minute...........Tell me one thing about why I should not look at you as all blondes??????????????????.

Posted at 4:38PM on Sep 20th 2007 by bates

54. Kate.Do you now where Canada is

Posted at 4:37PM on Sep 20th 2007 by bates

55. Britney, U will lose your kids if u don't keep your nose clean. Stay home and play with them for a change u might have fun. How u are behaving will go into entertainment news history, u want them to be proud of u. Go abroad for awhile, when your kids start school u will not get away with half of the partying u are doing. Hang out with Shar and take your kids somewhere away from the paparazzi. Get right Girl. God Bless.

Posted at 4:16PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Mama-Licious

56. Britney, U will lose your kids if u don't keep your nose clean. Stay home and play with them for a change u might have fun. How u are behaving will go into entertainment news history, u want them to be proud of u. Go abroad for awhile, when your kids start school u will not get away with half of the partying u are doing. Hang out with Shar and take your kids somewhere away from the paparazzi. Get right Girl. God Bless.

Posted at 4:17PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Mama-Licious

57. Britney, U will lose your kids if u don't keep your nose clean. Stay home and play with them for a change u might have fun. How u are behaving will go into entertainment news history, u want them to be proud of u. Go abroad for awhile, when your kids start school u will not get away with half of the partying u are doing. Hang out with Shar and take your kids somewhere away from the paparazzi. Get right Girl. God Bless.

Posted at 4:17PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Mama-Licious

58. Kate your at last intelligent enough to questoin me....................so whats your argumet????????????? Are you blonde???

Posted at 4:35PM on Sep 20th 2007 by bates

59. gotta figure the "about" comment ...we have our share of rednecks......we call them well versed americans

Posted at 4:22PM on Sep 20th 2007 by bates

60. Britney, U will lose your kids if u don't keep your nose clean. Stay home and play with them for a change u might have fun. How u are behaving will go into entertainment news history, u want them to be proud of u. Go abroad for awhile, when your kids start school u will not get away with half of the partying u are doing. Hang out with Shar and take your kids somewhere away from the paparazzi. Get right Girl. God Bless.

Posted at 4:23PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Mama-Licious

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