"Britney" Gets Abs and a Better Weave!

After her career-ending VMA performance, it's gonna take a real man to get Britney Spears back on top -- literally!


Oops! Brooklyn writer/director/performer Greg Scarnici has done it again, this time working his cross-dressing video parody magic on America's favorite bra-clad, lip-synching zombie dancer. It's Drag Britney, bitch!

Scarnici added a few painkillers to "Gimme More (Pills)" and managed to find a replica of her bedazzled swamp bikini and an unbeweaveable $12 Canal Street wig! If only Britney paid that much for hers! Ding drag, y'all!



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16. I think it's hilarious! To all the bleeding hearts, why not tell BRITNEY to stop? SHE puts her assclown self out there to the public. It's entertainment. She chooses to be entertainment. Sorry to break it to ya. :(

Posted at 1:53PM on Sep 20th 2007 by just sayin'

17.
Enough already with the letters of support for Brittney!
The Vid is funny!
Do stupid things on drugs you get laughed at.
She is not as upset as some of the posts on her behalf.

Posted at 1:56PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Chris

18. wow, pretty sad when a man looks waaaaaay hotter in a woman's outfit then a 25 year old woman does......p.s.i don't like trannies....he just looks really hot.....from the neck down.

Posted at 3:00PM on Sep 20th 2007 by laila

19. Great video! Gimme more!

Posted at 2:08PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Bianca

20. Look at the video again - there is one shot near the end where his face and hair look exactly like MISS PIGGY - oh wait, perhaps that is the real Britney !!!

Posted at 2:10PM on Sep 20th 2007 by 2 FUNNY

21. ew gag me, come on do better things with your life, sheesh

Posted at 2:15PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Wendy

22. yes, please stop harrassing this poor woman - only after you cannot find more funny material such as the trantastic scarnici bit. funny :)

Posted at 2:16PM on Sep 20th 2007 by ding dang

23. If Brittany can't get herself together, she needs to stay out of camera range. Otherwise, she deserves parody and bad jokes. Get yourself to a counselor, girl fiend.

Posted at 2:15PM on Sep 20th 2007 by carol

24. That was great!

Posted at 2:17PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Dawn Day

25. quit bein so serious y"all! this guys funny and if britney's gonna be rich an' famous and stupid, we have a right to laugh!
like she would care if anyone made fun of any one of us little people!

Posted at 2:22PM on Sep 20th 2007 by jen

26. Hahaha, too funny. I enjoyed it much more than Britney's sad performance.

Posted at 2:24PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Annie

27. How unfortunate for Brit, but this is true. I predicted this for her when she first hit the pop scene in, what, like, '98 or so? That'd she'd be strung out, rode hard, and put away wet, so to speak. You can tell that this vid isn't Brit because whoever is singing it can actually SING. Unfortunately, Britney can't sing, never could, and got where she is on her looks and pole-dancing abilities. Very sad, since, as JJ says in truth, Beauty fades, dumb is forever. Go back to Him, Brit, scrape your foundation clean, and rebuild. It's not too late.

Posted at 2:27PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Loco

28. Is that Micheal McDonald playing Brit? HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted at 2:27PM on Sep 20th 2007 by wowsey

29. Leave Brtiney alone!
I know exactly what she is going through and you are NOT helping her!
She needs a hug, not abuse!
If you truly see her a sad figure, be a good, decent person, a HUMAN and help her out.
Stop bashing her.

Posted at 2:35PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Andale™

30. Hilarious!!!! But he definitely has better abs and a more intelligent look on his face!

Posted at 4:15PM on Sep 20th 2007 by Jillian

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