Stars: I Want My Myoplex at the VMAs!

1. Ok

Posted at 4:49PM on Sep 11th 2007 by fridgeee

2. Ha Ha, that was a racist comment.

Posted at 4:54PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Tina

3. Sounds like JT has a little drinking problem. Quite a list of liquid refreshments.

Posted at 5:00PM on Sep 11th 2007 by KTee

4. Yeah, 50 just set our race back another 40 years, but atleast he requested water instead of the whole freakin' ABC store like JT. Hard Liquor, Milk and Cookies? Who's backstage with him??? Was Santa Claus partying at the VMA's?

Posted at 5:09PM on Sep 11th 2007 by judaz

5. So Brit Brit wants little sandwiches with no bacon? HAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess pigs don't eat other pigs!

Posted at 5:09PM on Sep 11th 2007 by DaveGoliath

6. Britney Spears and "girly things" in the same sentence is a real hoot! There is not one thing about that mentally deranged skank that is feminine, she is such a stupid untalented fat puke. Sorry if THE TRUTH hurts, but Britney did it to herself. The least she could have done was get in shape, but she didn't even bother to do that. She should be grateful she still has a few brainless, crazy fans left, so they should be mad as hell that Britney didn't think enough of their misplaced loyalty to even bother to take the time to get in shape for this. The lack of talent was pretty sad, but if she had least bothered to work a little to get a decent body, then people might not have been so pissed off. Britney is obviously delusional, doesn't see what she really looks like and can't see she has lost whatever it was she had. And she is so far removed from being feminine and attractive, it is pathetic and mind-boggling, considering her young age.

Posted at 5:08PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Yonkers

7. One Glass on Glass Bong (no clown glass)

2 Bic lighters

One pound of Kush buds (no shake)

4 kings wine and some Bud light

Posted at 5:10PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Snoop Dog

8. DaveGoliath, that is so damned funny I just spit my lunch out on my keyboard!

Posted at 5:11PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Yonkers

9.

20 doeche bags

100 condoms

40 bottels of soap
one oz of meth
and some candy

Posted at 5:14PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Jenna Jameson

10. The things Brit asked for didn't help so......................................

Posted at 5:15PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Kay

11. How about giving these people some penicillin? You can see the herpes oozing.

Posted at 5:16PM on Sep 11th 2007 by Mollysue-Jane

12. How about boatloads of CLASS & TALENT for all? It's much needed these days. What were the ratings for the BET...um...VMA's anyway?

Posted at 5:28PM on Sep 11th 2007 by what?

13. My Backstage Request for Natural Disasters in 2007:
10 Hurricanes
8 Floods
3 Month Drought
5 Earthquakes
2 Wars
Britney Spears' come back
A bottle of Cristal
(in any order)

Posted at 5:21PM on Sep 11th 2007 by the Lord

14. How about a can of talent.

Posted at 5:25PM on Sep 11th 2007 by jiggy

15. Justin needs less booze then maybe he can make his concert commitments.

Posted at 5:27PM on Sep 11th 2007 by lynn