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Brooke HoganHey Brooke, 1987 called, they want their clothes back.

Brooke Hogan showed up to a kick-off party for Miami Beach Fashion Week looking less like a fashionista and more like she was going to a Tiffany concert at the local mall.

The new Miami resident looked like a tourist in her blue mini, matching velour handbag and Nike shoes as she posed for photogs outside of the Funkshion party.

Fashion tip Brooke -- just because you live in Miami Beach doesn't mean you have to always dress for playing in the sand.



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16. I think everyone needs to back off of Brooke Hogan. I've watched some of the reality shows and #1 her dad is unbelievably over-protective. She is serious about wanting to make it big in music, and she's willing to do what it takes. She's extremely mature (if you listen to her) and respectful unlike most of the Hollywood off spring. She's not interested in making a spetical of herself (Paris!!!). Everyone needs to quit judging her because her dad is Hulk Hogan and give her a chance. I think its refreshing to see a teenager dressed like a teenager for once in Hollywood!

Posted at 3:31PM on Oct 11th 2006 by Sunshine

17. Otto - I will concede that the outfit does make her look like a candidate for your Short Yellow Bus, and you do have a very humorous way of expressing your opinions. LMAO, continuously!! Thanks for the laughs, Otto! And true, if it were not for Hulk Hogan's show/money/connections, doubtful if the music industry would have been welcoming Brooke with open arms.

Still, I think COCO does hate everyone & is a really harsh/angry person. Of course she can have her opinions but I can have mine as well. At least for now, and as far as we know, Brooke has not shown herself to be the bed-hopping, husband-f#@%ing, drunk-driving, self-absorbed, delusional self-proclaimed-American-Royalty, dumb-as-a-stump, egotistical, talentless piece of trash Paris has displayed herself to be, repeatedly.

Posted at 3:49PM on Oct 11th 2006 by CharismaRules

18. CHARISMA RULES>>
SWEETIE, NO I DO NOT HATE EVERYONE I JUST SPEAK MY MIND AND I TELL IT LIKE IT IS. JUST THE SAME WAY YOU POST YOUR INTELLECTUAL COMMENTS ON HERE. SO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DO NOT TRY TO PICK ON ME BECAUSE TRUST ME YOU WILL LOOSE.SURE, WE SHARE THE COMMON INTEREST OF DISLIKING PARASITE, SO NOW YOU TRY TO COME AT ME BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE BROOKE HOGAN? HOW CHILDISH. LET ME GIVE YOU A LIST OF GIRLS WHO HAVE TALENT
1.KELLY CLARKSON
2.GWEN STEFANI
3.BEYONCE
4.CHRISTINA AGUILERA
THE LIST COULD GO ON, YOU SEE MY POINT?

GINA >>>
AS FOR YOU, I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT SO GO BACK TO WORK, AND KEEP MY NAME OUT OF YOUR POSTINGS

Posted at 3:54PM on Oct 11th 2006 by COCO

19. OTTO
YOU SEEM TO TO BE THE ONLY NON-ANAL PERSON IN HERE, SO KEEP POSTING YOUR HILARIOUS COMMENTS THAT MAKE IT AWESOME TO READ THESE STORIES.
I LOVE HOW THESE PEOPLE GET ALL DEFENSIVE AND WANT TO PICK FIGHTS WITH PEOPLE FOR MAKING THESE POSTINGS. GET OVER IT!! IT'S ALL FOR SH*TS-N-GIGGLES IF ANYBODY ACTUALLY TAKES IT TO THE HEART ABOUT ANYTHING THAT IS POSTED HERE THEN YOU HAVE SOME SERIOUS SOCIAL ISSUES AND YOU NEED TO BE RECEIVING SOME GOOD OL' THERAPY !!

Posted at 4:03PM on Oct 11th 2006 by COCO

20. Brooke Hogan is only in the spotlight because of her dad. She's nasty and dresses like a stupid moron.

Posted at 4:12PM on Oct 11th 2006 by JT

21. Yes, people should not be getting angry & defensive. People sure should not think someone is "picking a fignt" if they have an opinion and express it...that is what everyone is doing on this site - expressing opinions.

COCO - You are entitled to your opinion and I am entitled to mine. No one is going to "lose" to the other - this not a fight. Plus your list of talented women is quite accurate, in my opinion. I just don't hate Brooke Hogan (but I won't be buying Brooke Hogan cds) I have bought all of Kelly Clarkson's & those of many other truly gifted singers...wouldn't take a Paris Hilton cd even if it was free, had a sandwich attached & I was starving!!

Posted at 4:15PM on Oct 11th 2006 by CharismaRules

22. Hey at least COCO has the balls to tell the truth and say what is on his mind. Unlike some of you other people who yell at him for bashing celebs and you are doing the same thing to him. Hypocrites. Get lives......................................

Posted at 4:15PM on Oct 11th 2006 by JT

23. GOODNESS, IF YOU GUYS THINK I'M BAD....THEN DO NOT EVEN BOTHER GOING TO PEREZHILTON.COM. HE HAS THE SAME PICTURE OF BROOKE, AND WELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT SHE DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE VERY MANY FANS. I WAS VERY NICE AND POLITE COMPARED TO THESE COMMENTS. BUT IT'S STILL HILARIOUS BECAUSE SHE'S HIDEOUS!

Posted at 4:23PM on Oct 11th 2006 by COCO

24. Brooke is a dog! Gross! She can't sing either! Her daddy probably threatens to beat everyone up if they don't take her picture! LOL!

Posted at 4:18PM on Oct 11th 2006 by Lolita

25. CHARISMA, CHARISMA....WHERE DID YOU GET THE SLIGHTEST IDEA THAT I HATE BROOKE? HATE IS SUCH A STRONG WORD BEING THAT I DO NOT EVEN KNOW THE BROAD. I DISLIKE HER, I DON'T THINK SHE HAS TALENT AND I ALSO HAPPEN TO THINK SHE IS NOT VERY PRETTY. I DO NOT RECALL USING THE WORD HATE IN ANY OF MY COMMENTS.....I MIGHT COME OFF AS A VERY ANGRY/VIOLENT PERSON BUT LIKE I STATED PREVIOUSLY: IT'S ONLY FOR SH*TS-N-GIGGLES.

JT> THX FOR THE BACK UP BUDDY, BUT I'M A FEMALE!! NOT A " HE"...LIKE BROOKE!

Posted at 4:24PM on Oct 11th 2006 by COCO

26. No one tells me what to do -COCO/COCO Chanel? *LOL*

I usually do know what I am talking about. Slow day for you, hon?

Posted at 7:08PM on Oct 11th 2006 by Gina

27. I wonder if she still has all the bling on her teeth! Um Brooke honey the '80s are over!

Posted at 4:25PM on Oct 11th 2006 by NY fan

28. She looks cute, bag does have to go, but hey, who saids I dress to impress all the time?

Miami is the place to be, I live there, alot of girls are hot there, so shes just another blonde on South Beach!


GO HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:02PM on Oct 11th 2006 by dont hate

29. Sorry COCO! I agree with everything you say. Some of these people who take everything written here to heart are CUCKOOS! They yell at people for bashing a celeb they like then run and bash a celeb on another site that THEY don't like! They wouldn't be on a gossip website if they didn't! Funny how easy it is to ruffle people's feathers without even trying!

Posted at 4:31PM on Oct 11th 2006 by JT

30. Shes just another blonde in South Beach!

If the cameras wouldnt be around her, she wouldnt even cause attention there, believe me Im from Miami and its hot in every sense including the people, so nobody is going to be looking at her clothes, when theirs so many people without them on Miami Beach....LOL.

GO HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:37PM on Oct 11th 2006 by tru

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